Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.
I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day
my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t
- Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
- New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
- Tourist: I came here to have a good time and honestly I am feeling so attacked right now.
My favourite moment from an animated show
Watch this high it’s incredible
listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again
smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels onu can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables
n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians