“I was driving through Los Angeles once and I looked up and saw the biggest photo of me I have ever seen in my life on a massive ad space. I screamed and slammed on the brakes. I couldn’t believe it. It’s very strange to see my cleavage the size of a brontosaurus.”

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Anonymous said: you're a catfish

perks-of-being-chinese:

tru

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inbalanced:

that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest

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aresnakesreal:

like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss

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joshpeck:

joshpecksister:

Leslie Knope is my idol

nepetaleijons:

when u make a mistake

image

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evincibly:

am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it 

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nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

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"I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It’s when you know you’re licked before you begin, but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what."

Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird (via kushandwizdom)

More good vibes here

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thatsmoderatelyraven:

I’m sorry to inform you all that 2 Chainz has passed away tonight. Rest In Peace September 2012-September 2014. Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers

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shannnfayyy:

I HAVE A COOL TAIL WOAH

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"If your going to stay, stay forever. If your going to leave, do it today."

If I stay (via soulsscrawl)

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